I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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