if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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