Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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