used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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