The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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