what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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