I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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