Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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