i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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