Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
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Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming