Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob