They should really pass out barf bags in church
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.