Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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