Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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