Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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