I wish I could teleport
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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