we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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