i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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