I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
is wine microwaveable?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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