The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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