Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
should my penis look like a turkey
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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