It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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