We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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