all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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