Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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