Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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