I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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