And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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