I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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