who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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