People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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