If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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