Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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