need another drink. this is the easiest way
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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