i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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