I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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