have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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