matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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