her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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