I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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