when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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