Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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