It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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