Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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