You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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