I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Shame - the story of my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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