Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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