Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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