I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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