normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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