Is it normal to miss your booty call?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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