O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
vagina is talking i cant
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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