You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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