no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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