he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
