You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure